Daffy and Darkwing, the two greatest birds in all cartoondom.  Both Ducks...coincidence?

Though I know I should be weary

Still I venture someplace scary

ghostly hauntings I turn loose

Beetleguise, BEETLEGUISE, BEE- WHA?!?!

This evolved out of an odd little forum thread for Glych's comic "No Steriotypes"