Victory Is Mine 

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! All hail me, the future ruler of the world! My victory is all but insured so, in true super-villian tradition, I shall reveal my brillian plan for world domination. I have found the key to unleash my hidden psychic powers, it is a book I found in the checkout line entitled "How to Unleash Your Hidden Psychic Powers". With this little book, I shall become all powerful! clairavoyance, psychokenesis, telepathy: these shall be my paints and the earth shall be my canvas!

And I shall make all those who have wronged me in the past pay dearly. The first to go will be that God forsaken Colombia Movie Club! Those insepid clowns stuck thier billing department on me until I ended up paying for the same video three times over! Next to feel my wrath will be the ABC network for canceling "Brother's Keeper", it was funny as hell, not to mention the only good show on TGIF since "Family Matters" started spiraling downhill until it hit rockbottom on CBS ( the decaff of primetime). Then you know what happens, ABC cuts the lineup in half so they could show last season reruns of that droning harpy "Sabrina" and that pathetic pansie-ass "Boy Meets World". And what the hell happened to "NORM"?...but I'm getting sidetract. Anyways, after I master my own Psychic powers, I shall begin training an army of .....Hey!?! ....What's this say,..."Chapter 2: Preperation"......"Think Positive"...."Clean Mind and Clean Body"........"Learn to like People"...You mean I have to use my powers for good?!? What kind of crap is this? What's the big Idea, they promise you superhuman powers and then blindside you by pullin' the old "Catch 22" on you! Those sadistic bastards, what is the point of learning to gaze through the veils of time and bend matter to my very whim if I can't use it to force unconditional slavery upon the populace of the planet?!? What are you looking at? Do you insulent dolts believe I've given up? Ha, I am far from finished! I shall conquor this pathetic little mudball you call Earth, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. YOUSE BICHES IS GOIN' DOWN!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (sigh).

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