CANADA DON'T STAND A CHANCE

I would like to make a formal appology to all the William Shatners, Dave Foleys, and Frank Cormiers of the world.  I was ignorant, and have yet to meet a Canadian I didn't like.  I WOULD take down this Essay, but alas, I still think it's damn funny.

Largest unprotected boarder MY ASS! You don't realize the kind of people we have living up north, in Washington, up in Seattle, we got more hippies than you can shake a bong at! Those Canucks would run out of ammo before they even got through a tenth of the tree-huggers. Then we got the Bible belt (or as I like to call them, the north rednecks) , these are the people who would take up the pro gun fight after the south rolls over; These are the same people that came over on the mayflower with boxes full of bibles and shotguns with the words "How to bitch-slap a native american in 3 easy steps" stenciled on the top. Maine would fall like a house of cards, but then comes New York, Hell, NYC alone could hold off those maple syrup guzzling schmucks. So you tell me who should be more afraid of the great "Unprotected Boarder", the american bastards, or those Hossers who can't even decide whether they're British or French?!?!

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